[轉貼]老外辨别中国人的88种方法
<strong><font size="2"></font></strong><br/>1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻, 呵呵)<br/>2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚<br/>3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍(他们都是直接切掉的<br/>)<br/>4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror.<br/>你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设(偶没有, 老爸不让, 说一看就是中国人, 俗, 郁闷)<br/>5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意儿)<br/>6.Your house is covered with tile.你的房子铺的是瓷砖(老外都是木板)<br/>7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of<br/>grease.你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂(爱炒东西的缘故)<br/>8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔<br/>9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control.<br/>你的遥控器外面包着塑料(发现真的只有中国人才这样)<br/><br/>10.You\'ve never kissed your mom or dad. 你从没吻过你父母(中国人谁这样啊)<br/>11.You've never hugged your mom or dad. 你从没抱过你父母(幼儿园时算不算?)<br/>12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500.<br/>你的视觉想象力低于20/500(不知啥意思)<br/>13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your \"coke bottle glasses\". 你戴隐形眼镜<br/>,<br/>这样才能避免戴你的"瓶底眼镜"(怎么说得中国人好像都近视? 偶就不怎么戴眼镜, 不过也<br/>近视两三百了, 呵呵)<br/>14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年级开始就戴眼镜了.<br/>(中国人都是爱学习的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼镜有关?)<br/>15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后头发会竖起来.<br/>16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情<br/>辩论.<br/>(无理取闹???)<br/>17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约~~)<br/>18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不息开<br/>着车子到处找. (恩, 我爸就这样)<br/>19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space.<br/>你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位. (看来老外真的不太讲究这个.)<br/>20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (许多美国人都是早上洗, 不知道为什么)<br/>21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃.<br/><br/>(那些东西都是over-charged了的, 谁那么笨啊)<br/>22.You don\'t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一<br/>间汽车旅房.<br/>(那也太抠门了吧...)<br/>23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人,<br/>那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少. (又不是大猩猩, 老子要那么多体毛干什么?)<br/>24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下<br/>桌子.<br/>(在广东茶楼尤其如此, 不然没礼貌)<br/>25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently.你经常说"哎(二声)呀(四声)" 和<br/>"哇(四声)".<br/><br/><br/>26.You don\'t want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜欢系<br/>安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服. (晕~~~~~~~<br/><br/>27.You love Las Vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜欢拉斯维加斯, 老虎机和二<br/>十一点. (中国人好赌, 地球人都知道)<br/><br/>28.You unwrap Christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper.<br/>你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物, 因为你要留着包装纸再用. (谁叫偶没钱啊)<br/><br/>29.You only buy Christmas cards after Christmas,when they are 50%off.<br/>你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡, 因为他们打了五折. (^_^这根本就是在说我, 圣诞节卡留着下<br/>一年用, 省下一笔钱好好吃一顿更划算^_^)<br/>30.You have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的厨房桌子上有一条抹布.<br/><br/>(老外只有纸巾)<br/><br/><br/>31.You spit bones and other food scraps on the table.That\'s why you need the<br/>vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必须有抹布. (没吐在纸巾上<br/>的后果, 老外真是浪费...)<br/>32.You have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time.<br/>你的电冰箱存着一万年前的食物.<br/>33.You use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗机当碗橱<br/>34.You have never used your dishwasher. 你从来没用过你的洗碗机.<br/>35.You keep a Thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一个热水瓶里面永<br/>远装着热水.<br/>(自来水不是人人都喝得惯的~~~)<br/><br/><br/><br/>36.You eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在厨房吃饭.<br/>37.You save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用过的塑料袋,<br/>锡纸和锡盘留着.<br/>38.You have a piano in your living room. 你客厅里有一架钢琴. (管他会不会弹,<br/>看起来倍儿有面子)<br/>39.You pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).你会在餐桌<br/>上剔牙, 但手遮着嘴.<br/>40.You twirl your pen around your fingers. 你会转笔<br/>41.You hate to waste food. 你讨厌浪费食物. (没去过大陆餐馆吃过饭的老外, 唉...)<br/><br/>42.You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover<br/>chicken wing.你冰箱里有三口剩饭和一只鸡翼.<br/>43.You don't own any real Tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but<br/>carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. 你家里没有任何<br/>家用塑料制品，只有一橱子洗过再拿来用的油瓶，饭盒和酱坛子。<br/><br/>44.You also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你把果酱瓶当水杯用. (靠,<br/>偶没见过)<br/>45.You have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time<br/>you stay in a hotel. 你有收集旅馆免费洗发水瓶子的爱好<br/><br/><br/>46.You carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car<br/>ride longer than 15minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried<br/>plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出十五分钟都会带着你的零食:干芒果, 李子或<br/>烤鱿鱼.<br/>47.You wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it.<br/>你会洗2-3次米.<br/>48.Your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以为自己可以修任何东西.<br/>49.The dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.<br/>你的车子里堆了无数玩偶.<br/>50.You don\'t use measuring cups. 你不用量杯<br/>51.You beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打鸡蛋.<br/>52.You have a teacup with a cover on it. 你有一个有盖的茶杯. (茶壶嘛~~~)<br/>53.You always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information<br/>(*69)costs 50cents. 你总是在电话簿里找电话号码, 因为咨询电话费用为五角.<br/>54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm. 你只在11点后打长途. (免费美国国<br/>内, 中国不知什么时候才有, 有竞争果然还是件好事, bs中国电信)<br/>55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle<br/>whilst placing a hand over your mouth.如果你是位男性，你会对好玩的东西鼓掌，如果<br/>你是位女性，你会捂着嘴咯咯的笑（笑不路齿嘛）<br/><br/><br/>56.You like Chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜欢没有配过音<br/>的中国电影.<br/><br/>57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films. 你喜欢中国功夫片.<br/>58.You\'ve learnt some form of martial arts. 你会一些中国武术.<br/>59.Shaolin actually means something to you.少林对你来说是有含义的<br/>60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 你喜欢很老的蛋配的粥.<br/>(What?)应该是皮蛋瘦肉粥吧<br/><br/><br/>61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached.<br/>你喜欢有头尾的虾.<br/>62.You never call your parents just to say hi. 你从不为了问声好而call你父母. (失<br/>实严重, 这个老外认识的中国人都太抠门了, 连个国际长途也省, bs之)<br/>63.If you don't live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you\'ve<br/>eaten,even if it's midnight.如果你不在家, 你的父母会打电话问你吃了吗, 就算半夜<br/>12点也不例外.<br/><br/>64.When you\'re sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods<br/>due to yeet hay. 当你病了的时候, 你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的东西, 因为"热气yeet<br/>hay". 广东音<br/>65.You know what yeet hay is. 你知道什么是热气<br/>66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart.<br/>你上班时给你中国朋友send email, 即使你们相距10尺.<br/>67.You use a face cloth. 你敷面膜.<br/>68.You starve yourself before going to all you can eat places.<br/>你去吃自助餐前会把自己饿个半死.<br/>69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics.<br/>你认识可以打折卖给你珠宝或电器的人.<br/>70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even though you\'re never going to use<br/>them again. 你留着用过的可乐瓶.<br/>71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它<br/>72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin.<br/>你的牙膏都挤到纸一样薄.<br/>73.You know what moon cakes are. 你知道什么是月饼.<br/>74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your<br/><br/>closet or in the bedroom of an adult child who has moved out.当厕纸降价时,<br/>你买了100多卷并囤在衣橱或别人的房间里. (这个厉害, 那个被占领卧室的人真可怜)<br/>75.Your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 不知道什么意思<br/>76.You iron your own shirts. 你自己烫衣服. (意思是父母不会烫, 老外劲小瞧咱中国人<br/>, 看我飞起一腿,<br/>啊扎~~~~`)<br/>77.You play a musical 包含ument.你会弹奏一种乐器. (当然, 咱中国人打小都是天才,<br/>哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......)<br/>78.Even if you're totally full,if someone says they're going to throw away the<br/><br/>leftovers on the table,you'll finish them.即使你饱了, 当别人要把剩下的菜倒掉时你<br/>会一嘴把它吃完.<br/>(........really?.......)<br/>79.You've eaten a red bean popsicle.你吃过红豆冰棍<br/>80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit<br/>people's homes. 你拜访别人时会带着水果<br/>81.You fight over who pays the dinner bill.你在餐后抢着付帐单.<br/>82.You majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law.<br/>你的主科是实用型的, 工程学, 机械学或法律.<br/>83.You live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that<br/>way).Or if you\'re married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door<br/>to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.你三十岁时还和父母住在一起<br/>并且他们也喜欢你这样.<br/>或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了, 但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区.<br/>84.You don\'t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip Chinese<br/>delivery guys/waiters more. 你不会给超过10%的小费, 即使有也是给中国服务员. (靠,<br/>我都是给15%的, 给10%人家恨死你. 可能每个州不一样吧)<br/>85.You have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 你爱好吃苦瓜. (我就不爱吃苦瓜,<br/>苦瓜汤还可以)<br/>86.You eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,but don\'t eat the last piece<br/>of food on the table.你吃光碗里的最后一粒米, 但不吃盘里的最后一口菜.<br/>87.You know why there are 88reasons. 你知道为什么这里有88条.<br/>88.You see the truth in this and then send it to all your Chinese friends.<br/>你发觉这里说的都是真的, 所以你把它send 给你认识的所有中国朋友. (呵呵~~~) <br/><br/> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 12px;">11.世界上还有没拥抱过父母的人?<br/>12的意思应该是无辅助势力20/500,视力超差<br/>30.桌子上铺一层塑料布<br/>32,我感觉是美国人的做法<br/><br/>按照这88条评估,我家人都不是中国人</span>
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