<P><FONT color=#2c436f><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">建议你试下用广州话嚟改写。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
[灌水]无厘头：N个人生的第一次
<P align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">无厘头：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">N</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">个人生的第一次</SPAN></STRONG></P><P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次走路，新鲜得很</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">只走了几步额头跌了一条口子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次用筷子吃饭</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">不知道是鼻子吃得多，还是嘴巴吃得多；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次骑童车</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">一位大爷叫喊着追了我三条街；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次上学</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老师居然忘了点我的到；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次牵女孩子的手</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">慌乱之中居然摸到了她的屁股；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次接吻</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然咬到了舌头，半个月内只能喝稀粥；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次失恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">晚上居然又输了五百块；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留长发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">上车被当成女士；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留超短发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">任课老师说我是外班的。哄笑之中我一个朋友说，其实我也没认出你；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次网恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对象跟我一样居然是个男的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次踢踢足球，好不容易进了球</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">进的是自家的门；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次得第一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">倒数第一；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次对外国人鼓起勇气说</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">Hello……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">结果回的是中文；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次和陌生美眉搭讪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">她说：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你能给多少钱？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song"><BR><BR></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 来源：《南国都市报》</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song"> </FONT></SPAN><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"></P></SPAN></SPAN> <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>卢总</I>在2007-6-6 15:47:38的發言：</B><BR>
<P><FONT color=#2c436f><FONT face=宋体>《南国都市报》<SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">？</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P><FONT color=#2c436f><FONT face=宋体><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">建议你试下用广州话嚟改写</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P></DIV>对不起，我是说普通话的。哈哈~ <P>如果你能够成功用广州话改写到呢篇文章，噉就证明你学有所成！</P>
<P>你嚟呢个网站都系为咗学好广州话，学不致用不如唔好学！</P> <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>卢总</I>在2007-6-6 18:59:53的發言：</B><BR>
<P>如果你能够成功用广州话改写到呢篇文章，噉就证明你学有所成！</P>
<P>你嚟呢个网站都系为咗学好广州话，学不致用不如唔好学！</P></DIV>
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<P> 你唔知佢係邊個咩？佢本身就係講廣州話嘅，雖然母語應該係南海話但掉咗。</P> 鬼知佢系边个呀！整古做怪，百灵鸟呀？ <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>余OK</I>在2007-6-6 19:03:57的發言：</B><BR><BR>
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<P> 你唔知佢係邊個咩？佢本身就係講廣州話嘅，雖然母語應該係南海話但掉咗。</P></DIV>
<P>你怎么这样说话啊。。。。。。</P> <P>居然唔知enen9575系边个？</P>
<P> 有冇搞错？？！！。。</P>
[此帖子已經被作者於2007-6-14 21:51:19編輯過]
<P align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">无厘头：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">N</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">个人生的第一次 （粤语版）</SPAN></STRONG></P><br>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次行路，好鬼新鲜……先行咗几步，就跌穿额头；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次抓筷子食饭……鼻食嘅多过嘴食嘅；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次骑童车……老豆跟住我逛咗三条街；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次返学</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老师居然忘记咗点我嘅名；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次拉女仔嘅手</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">慌乱中居然摸到人哋嘅pp；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次同人亲嘴</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然咬到条脷，食咗半个月嘅粥水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次失恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……夜晚</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然又输咗五嚿水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留长发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">上车畀当成女士；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留超短发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">任课老师话我系外班嘅。哄笑中我嘅一个朋友讲，其实我都认你唔出；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次网恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对象同我一样居然是个男嘅；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次踢踢足球，好唔容易入咗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……入嘅居然系</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">自家嘅门；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次得第一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">倒数第一；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次对外国人鼓起勇气讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">Hello……点知，佢同我讲中文</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><br><br></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次同陌生美眉搭讪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……佢</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">「</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你畀几钱？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">」</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">水平有限，欢迎大家指正。</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
[此帖子已經被作者於2007-6-14 22:15:33編輯過]
<P>我又嚟玩吓。。。</P>
<P align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">無厘頭：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">N個人生嘅第一次</FONT></SPAN></STRONG></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次行路，覺得好新鮮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">點知行咗幾步就“木舂”繃頭；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次揸筷子食飯</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">鼻哥食飯多過口；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次坐學行車</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老竇追咗我足足三條街；[老竇定亞伯唔清楚]</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次返學</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">亞SIR竟然漏咗點我名；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR>第一次拖女仔手<SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">手藤腳震摸到佢PET PET</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次打車輪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">咬到條脷，食咗半個月粥；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次失戀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">晚頭當黑再輸五嚿；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留長髮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">搭車人哋以為係女人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留超短髮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">代課老師話我係隔離班嘅人。嘻笑之中我朋友話，其實佢都認唔到我；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次網戀</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">對方竟然係個男仔；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次踢波，幾經艱辛入咗個波</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">不過係烏龍；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次攞第一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">最屘嗰只；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次落足力同西人講</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">Hello……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">點知佢答我中文；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次同陌生靚女搭訕</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">佢話：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">“</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你畀到幾多錢？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">”</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <DIV class=quote><B>以下是引用<I>tea</I>在2007-6-14 22:13:14的發言：</B><BR>
<P align=center><STRONG><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">无厘头：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">N</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">个人生的第一次 （粤语版）</SPAN></STRONG></P><BR>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次行路，好鬼新鲜……先行咗几步，就跌穿额头；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次抓筷子食饭……鼻食嘅多过嘴食嘅；</SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次骑童车……老豆跟住我逛咗三条街；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次返学</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老师居然忘记咗点我嘅名；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次拉女仔嘅手</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">慌乱中居然摸到人哋嘅pp；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次同人亲嘴</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然咬到条脷，食咗半个月嘅粥水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次失恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……夜晚</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然又输咗五嚿水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留长发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">上车畀当成女士；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次留超短发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">任课老师话我系外班嘅。哄笑中我嘅一个朋友讲，其实我都认你唔出；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次网恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对象同我一样居然是个男嘅；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR style="mso-special-character: line-break"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次踢踢足球，好唔容易入咗</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……入嘅居然系</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">自家嘅门；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次得第一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">倒数第一；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次对外国人鼓起勇气讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">Hello……点知，佢同我讲中文</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"> 第一次同陌生美眉搭讪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……佢</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">话：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">「</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你畀几钱？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">」</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN> </P>
<P align=center><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体">水平有限，欢迎大家指正。</SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P><BR></DIV>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次行路，好鬼新鲜……先行咗几步，就跌穿咗个额头；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN></SPAN>第一次揸筷子食饭……鼻食嘅重多过嘴食嘅；</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次踩单车……个阿伯一路嗌一路追住我走咗三条街；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次返学</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">老师居然唔记得咗点我个名；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次拖女仔只手</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">慌乱中居然摸到人哋嘅petpet；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次同人打车轮</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然咬亲条脷，食咗半个月嘅粥水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次失恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……夜晚</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">居然又输咗五嚿水；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次留长头发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">上车畀人当系女人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次留超短发</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">任课老师话我系第个班嘅。哄堂大笑嘅时候，我一个朋友话，其实我都认你唔到；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次网恋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">对象同我一样，居然系个男嘅；</SPAN></SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 15pt; COLOR: #505771; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA"><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次踢足球，好唔容易先入咗个波</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……但入嘅居然系</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">自己嘅门；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次得第一</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">倒数第一；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次鼓起勇气对外国人讲</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">Hello……点知，佢同我讲中文</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><BR><BR></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">第一次同陌生靓女搭讪</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">……佢</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">问：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">「</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: ??; mso-hansi-font-family: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA">你可以畀几钱？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: #2c436f; FONT-FAMILY: ??; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体"><FONT face="宋体, MS Song">」</FONT></SPAN></SPAN></SPAN></P> <P>啊弊下想講乜啫？？？</P>
<P>COPY茶妹一次，冇嚟新意。。。</P>
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